Now that school's back in session and classes have settled down and I'm still single, the Rose boys are coming out of the woodwork to ask me out or ask me if I'd date their friend and blah blah blah. Here are the answers to those questions:

Q: "Would you date my friend?"
A: No. If he doesn't have the balls to walk three feet and ask me himself, it's not gonna happen.

Q: "So, you mind if I ask you about your ex? By the way wanna go out sometime?"
A: No. Haven't you ever read anything about dealing with the opposite sex? Don't bring up the bitterness of DRC, I hate you now, too.

Q: "Would you ever date me?"
A: No. You smell bad and need to remember what a razor's for. Get your act together and graduate.

Q: "What color underwear are you wearing?"
A: Blue. It all matches.