I just finished the book "The Lobster Chronicles" by Linda Greenlaw about a season of lobster fishing in Maine and her quest to find a husband which is difficult to do on an island with only 3 unmarried men,2 gay and one her cousin. Yeasterday, I started a new book, "The Life of Pi" about an Indian boy who gets shipwrecked and ends up on the escape boat with a bunch of other animals and a man-eating tiger. yeah. Anyway, Pi's father, a zookeeper, teaches his boys about how dangerous a tiger is by having it not fed for 3 days then shows the boys what happens when the tiger and a goat share the same cage. Mom did something similar when asked about sex. Being an art major, she drew Sister and me pictures of everything.
Everything. That's enough to scare any kid who was just wanting a stupid lie when asking where babies come from.