Shine up your rings, girls, set the table, and wash the children, because next week is marriage protection week. A week devoted to building a stronger family, not stronger marriages.

"Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and my Administration is working to support the institution of marriage by helping couples build successful marriages and be good parents. "

So, our president, in this declaration, is promoting the idea that marriages are baby-making unions, not the union of two people making a life together with love and support for each other. And we need a week to strengthen our child-rearing environments and look at the tax benefits of marriage. With this marriage protection week, we're not helping to bring couples closer together, no, they can read Cosmo for that, let's help the baby-makers. The hetero-sexual baby-makers. Screw the homosexual parents, the barren couples, the working couples, and those single parents. They don't need anything.