Last night, I got together with the girls, made popcorn, and watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show. We commented on the underwear and made fun of the models. There were some really cute things and some ass-ugly ones too but we figured out a few tricks:
1. Girls with a good rack get the ass-covering outfits
2. Girls without a rack wear thongs to take attention away from their lack of cleavage
3. All supermodels must have wanted to join the army, because they march in heels
4. Only one person gets to wink at the camera
5. It's ok to let a guy lace up your crotch-high boots; he's probably gay
6. Supermodels often don't actually have a clue as to what's going on 3 feet from their face
7. Not all models can wear the wings- they require muscles
8. In the lineup, they alternate between good outfits and ass-ugly outfits
9. Being a backup dancer doesn't require talent