Well, our success last night, wasn't.
Started off at one pub, got cheap beer (note:Tennants tastes like miller lite) and Ghani had two takers: one police officer drinking pina coladas, he was a bust once his wife returned and a software developer with an exceedingly flat face. No free drinks.
Moved to another where the bloke next to me kept leaning over and telling me I was gorgeous, but he was very drunk, I couldn't undertand a word he said beyond "I don't mean to be cheeky, but you're gorgeous." and it looked like he was out with his parents.
Then got smacked on the ass on hte way back to the bathroom. smacked back, he asked why, told him fair is fair.
His next question?

"If I go down on you, does that mean you'll go down on me too?"

How can I argue with that logic, if I've set up the precedent? Then he started for my pants, I told him to 'find me later' and we left to a pub with whiskey-flavored condoms inthe bathroom, but the machine was jammed so we couldn't find out if their advertising was correct. Disappointed again.