Auntie Ghani has hers, and how it's time for Auntie Palila's version of:
Do's and Don'ts for a Fun Night Out.

Do: Dress up for an evening wedding
Don't: Wear the shoes of death that always make your heels bleed

Do: Bring your boyfriend
Don't: Allow your ex-boyfriend to introduce himself to your boyfriend

Do: Have a few drinks to relax you before going to see your ex.
Don't: Have a few drinks times 3 before going to hang on your ex.

Do: Make nice with your ex's date, especially if it's an old friend
Don't: Make out with her (or tell everybody you did when it never happened)

Do: Dance
Don't: Dance with every person but your date

Do: Remember you are wearing non-practical shoes
Don't: Take the band saying "you guys have great energy" to mean you should fling yourself around wildly on the dance floor, ending up with many blisters

Do: Go pass out in the car when everybody goes to Steak&Shake
Don't: Try to get fries with that