To the people who stared at me last night at Wal-Mart last night with the boy:
     I received these bruises playing football. My bruises, after yesterday's practice, have multiplied and gotten darker. The prettiest one is the first one, which is now draining towads my elbow. This guy's not the large dyke that ran into me helmet first, nor is he the little one that I tackled.

Thank you for your attention,
Palila