I haven't had a night like last night in a long time. KLef turned 21 and, since football practice ended early, I joined the crew at $1/4 beers at Sonka's. After many beers and then some shots at Ambro's, we took off on foot for T's. We introduced KLef to photo-hunt with the pictures of skanky women and then headed down to Wim's. Potato walked back with me and crashed on my couch. We watched Clerks.
This morning was fun- we saw a camel on Ohio on the walk back to the bar to get my car
But all of this inspires some DOs and DON'Ts with Aunt Palila.

DO: Practice tackling
DON'T: Do it next to a moving train

DO: When your sister asks you to keep track of her drinks by writing them on her shirt, oblige.
DON'T: Also use the marker to sign her chest.

DO: Allow your sister to retaliate and sign your boobs
DON'T: Let anyone in the bar do so also.

DO: Have a nibble of free popcorn when hungry.
DON'T: End up leaving the bar with three bags of it.

DO: Take a walk around the streets when you realize you're too drunk to lie down.
DON'T: Walk to a friend's house and repeatedly ring the doorbell at 4am.

DO: Admire flowers in people's yards
DON'T: Pick yourself a bouquet.

DO: Upon seeing a political sign in a fraternity's yard, comment to your friend about it.
DON'T: Take the sign out of the ground, give it a fling and tip all the bottles on the porch rail back onto the porch.
DON'T: Do it while the boys are in the backyard