Since I'm going to be in Atlanta for the friday of Halloween weekend, I
asked TCB to find us a costume party. My ideas, though I'm not a fan of
any of them:

Cheerleader [I have a UH uniform]

Football Player

Ref [with dark sunglasses]

Soccer player

Or I could throw on any clothes with my IHOP apron and one of dear
Sister's buttons and be an IHOP waitress with a Steak & Shake name-tag
that I found. Any other ideas? If I use yours, I'll send you candy.