First, a brief tutorial on Googlesmacking, from Ghani:
"Poundy has developed a new diversion for bored geeks: Googlesmacking. Googlesmacking is based on the fact that us webmasters have tools to see how people reached our site: if someone clicks on a link, I can see what page the link came from. If someone types a phrase into a search engine and my site pops up, I can see the phrase they used. I know, very Big Brother. So based on this, you can insult someone by using their own words against them. To googlesmack, all you have to do is pick out words from someone's page, and rearrange them into a naughty sentence of your own making. Then, go type that sentence into a search engine and see if the correct site pops up. If it does, click on the link and your sentence will be recorded in their logs. And of course, the new sentence should make fun of whoever's website you're using, so that they are very confused when their logs start calling them a whore."

Next, Googlesmacks for my page:
Palila does kitties over a barrel
Dirty Palila and her cree-ay-tive sponge
Palila got little stud

Any others?