Mom: going up to have lunch
Me: ok, I 'm about to do the same
Mom: salad, mmm
Me: I'll have cheese crackers and coke
Mom: AAAck! The mother in me syas, "Eat veggies!"
Me: I eat veggies
Me: bread's a veggie
Me: right?
Mom: ?? In your dreams
Me: peanuts are veggies
Me: so peanut butter's good
Mom: Is is from a jar of peanut butter?
Me: yes
Me: oooh, grain's a veggie?
Mom: grain's a starch
Me: beer's a veggie, right?
Mom: carbohydrate
Mom: only Guiness
Me: grapes are veggies
Me: so wine's one too?
Mom: grapes are fruit
Mom: The alcohol disqualifies that stuff
Me: darn. Olives?
Mom: yes but watch the salt
Me: how about....
Me: cheese?
Mom: cheese is protien
Me: can cheese be a veggie?
Mom: no
Me: veggie cheese?
Mom: in no way
Mom: only soy cheese
Mom: which sounds awful
Me: how about crackers
Me: Crackers and cheese
Mom: crackers are starch
Me: do spaghetti-o's have veggies in them?
Mom: yes
Mom: remotely
Me: Yay! I'm having veggies