Comgratulations, Mr. Wyndwraith from MIT.edu! You're visitor 1,000 to the website, at 8:45:06 this morning! For this momentus occasion, I've prepared a special set of poems, just for you, celebrating that what is the Wraith of Wynd.

To Wyndwraith:
You are far away
SL has MIT beating stick
won't touch when visit

UH soccer hunger
Walk 3 blocks to Subway shop
split a cookie with me?

DOA- kicks ass
change their ages
can get more action

cut my hair
you are diff'rent too
beard is gone

C-4 in the hall
Andy, Phil, Gordon, and Josh
What bombs at midnight