When we caught a mouse, Colleen would take it out back and kill it with
a hammer but Colleen wasn't home when this unfortunate mouse was
caught. So we put the mouse-trap combination into a paper bag and
walked across the street to the Fiji house, intending to give it to
whoever opened the door. Nobody was home, it seemed, so we went over to
Upstairsville and told HM that we had a present for her. As we handed
her the bag, the mouse moved and Holly screamed.
Turns out, her boyfriend's first apartment had a mouse problem and they
used to chase her around with the decapitated bodies.
Off we trotted to the Theta Xi house to see if they would kill our
mouse for us.