Last night at the bar, we had our big Christmas Party, with all tips benefiting the local Humane Society. We had some celebrety waiters, 2 people each from the 2 local news stations, and I got the job of
following one around, getting the drinks and such that people ordered.
BUT! we had other excitement!
Some time in the evening, a guy started leaning over the pool table where a game was set up to win prizes. Just started leaning over, making retching noises. His buddy grabbed one of the raffle prizes, a Bud Radio/cooler, and ran. The other guy tried to run, too, but "Santa" and one of the other bartenders caught him. You know you've been too naughty for even coal when Santa's taking you out of the bar, holding you up with one arm.