...a radiator next to the shower, so that, when stepping out of a warm
shower and facing the chill, your towel is nice and warm. And the pink
pj's (with the counted sheep on them) are warm when you've finished
drying off. Then, once you've finally woken up in the morning (to a
chilly apartment because you came home drunk and left the inside door
to the porch open again) and
stumbled towards the bathroom, your clothes and unmentionables are
toasty, delaying the harsh reality of a hangover in an Indiana winter
for a little longer.