Tonight, since I was tired of sitting in my Very Clean Apartment and tired of listening to the neighbor's puppy bark in its little seal barky-voice, I went to Sonka's for their free beer tasting, dinner, and entertainment. Apparently, there was a band tonight (I had no idea) and tonight was Foreign Language Night. We tried to teach one of the hardcore Guiness drinkers a new language: "I would like two pitchers of Bud Light, please."