I watched Romeo + Juliet this weekend, one of my favorite movies that I've seen a billion times. I really like it becasue every time I see it I really don't want them to die. I think, "Maybe this time he'll come to his senses and not kill Tybalt, maybe this time Romeo will return Mercutio's love and end up gay instead, maybe Romeo will be observant and get the Priest's letter, maybe Juliet will wake up earlier and Romeo won't drink the poison, maybe Juliet will decide to start a new life instead..." I keep hoping and hoping until Romeo's already dead, mostly so I don't have to hear Juliet cry.
Aahhuh, heuh hueh
Dumb bitch, why you gotta cry like that? It makes me cry, it's so awful. Once she does that, I want her to die.
Me: "Oh wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"
Juliet: "What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?"
Me: "The exchange of my daggar's fire with thy head."