Looking for a gift for the woman who has everything? Give her another vulva, a Velvet Vulva (purses, hats, toy bags, art, and pillows.)
"In whatever way the Velvet Vulva is respectfully employed, it will express and honor the Goddess within and without. As in life, Velvet Vulvas come in various sizes, shapes, and styles.
'You will know when you have found a good fit!' "

Combine that with an anti-rape device, and you have an unstealable purse!