10. Can see which clothes will fit at 6 months pregnant
9. New Year's Diet jump-started
8. Not one, but 3 cool scars
7. Have to ask that cute employee to get things down for you from any shelf when shopping
6. Already know the ER nurses' names for future visits. And the floor nurses'. And the lab nurses'. And the OR nurses'. And the cute nurse anesthesiologist's.
5. Not going to get it again
4. Betadine gives an almost realistic, if strangely shaped, fake tan
3. Can escape boring conversations easily (hold side, start walking)
2. Don't have to drive
1. Nobody expects anything from you
0. Can wear pink pajama pants all the time