This weekend, I must have forgotten to take off the "I like it up the butt" sticker off my car because, even when cruising at my usual 80-90 mph, people were riding my ass like I was sitting in the fast lane.
My car must just look slow- several of those ass-riders slowed down after passing me.

Did get one lady- she'd meen riding my ass while I was not tailgating the truck in front of me. The right lane opened up and she passed on the right, but the truck got over into her lane. I sped up and pinned her in, since the car behind me had sped up, too. It made me happy to put her several cars behind me instead.