I'd like to build a site where I can alienate my friends, because they suck, and I, obviously, am way super-cool. I could just post about how cool I am and how all viewpoints that aren't exactly mine are wrong, and those people are stupid and must hate America, bunnies and babies. It would be a land of bad grammar, bad spelling, and poor punctuation. It'd be called hateme.com

To compliment it, I'd also make loveyou.com, and talk about the cuteness of bunnies and babies, how much I love America. It too would use poor punctuation and grammar.