I've decided it's high time for me to get a new boyfriend, or at least someone to sleep with, since I know exactly when "Will and Grace" comes on (5:30, 6, there's 2 shows on at 6:30, and the 5:30 one repeats at 7:30.)
The plan right now is to check out the neighbors. Since mom already scoped them out when she blew the fuse, I'm going for the guy with the tan truck behind me. I know either him or the downstairs guy makes bacon and eggs in the morning (I can smell it) so I'm gonna make brownies and 'accidentally' run out of eggs, and then go borrow one. Then I've gotta return some brownies as a thank you. Of course.
Ghani suggested sugar, but after polling the guys in the office, it seemed like egg's the way to go.
And, as usual, I'm accepting resumes. Please list past experience, special skills, and the current size of your bed.